Alessandra Ambrosio and Sacha Baron Cohen (Bruno) are Marie Claire UK’s July 2009 cover girls. Read what he (Bruno) had to say for Marie Claire magazine.

A of course, is for Austria
“Try und achieve ze Austrian dream – find a job, get a dungeon und raise a family in it.”

H is for “High-vaisted Jeans”
“In terms of human tragedy on a mass scale, vy are zese not getting the attention zat Hurricane Katrina did?”

K is for Kampf,mein…
“Ze fashion bible written by Austria’s black sheep Adolf Hitler. It literally translates as ‘My Flamboyance.”

And all the way to S for, get this, September 11th 2001
“Famous, of course, for being ze day on vich Oscar de la Renta reintroduced ze chambray peasant blouse.”

For the full interview and more pictures see July’s issue of Marie Claire, out tomorrow.

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