Malin Akerman’s Crush On Obama

14 Sep


-Malin Akerman – Esquire Magazine (September 2009)

Malin Akerman is featured in the September 2009 issue of Esquire magazine. Talking about her Obama love, the 27 Dresses actress said: “I get sweaty palms when I think about him. He’s so supremely intelligent, and he’s a man. I just want to go in there and become a home wrecker. No, I really  don’t. Oh, my God. I really need to meet him and mess up his marriage. And mess up mine, too… Have you seen his hands? I’m sorry, but I’m a big hand freak, and those hands could wrap around you twice.”

On Obama shirtless pictures (vacationing in Hawaii): “I might have to have a little bathroom break. Change my panties.”

On her other celebrity crush, Bill Paxton: “I think the fact that he’s able to handle three women at once on Big Love, you’re like, Wow, that guy is a man. I mean, I don’t know what he’s like in real life…”

On going to a Catholic school: “My boyfriend at the time was moving to that high school. And you know how the Catholic girls wear those little uniforms? I said to him, You are not going there without me. So I lied and said I was Catholic. It was fun to get the uniform. It works.”

On her upskirt pictures: “Can I tell you something? I am wearing underwear. It’s skin-colored underwear. I couldn’t believe these guys were such perverts — they’re getting down as low as they possibly can, and then I’m like, They’re going to think I’m naked and, sure enough, lo and behold.”